& BANCIAO NOIZE PRODUKTIONZ Presents....
| RADIO BANCIAO's A-Z Guide to the Tourists (bitchen music band) |
What's New and Cookin'?
My favorite new Tourist song: TANKS (for everything) -- Gritty, dirty, love it or shove it Rock n' Roll!
And WORK: / and Soyez Sage (draft virgin but i'm still LOVIN' it cuz i'm a moron!!!!
HERE AN EXCLUSIVE MP3 of the latest Tourists' BLISS GIG yo!
RB JAMS: Sept 06 / OCT. 2006: You missed a beatiful October jam with Pastory Phil & Enignova. Radio Banciaoux finally gets back to its Blues roots!
ALSO: Jan 07 / March 07 with Zach / July 07
NEW AND SQUIFFY! PASTOR PHIL & BIG PLAYAH di Genova sing a blues songs to cheer up all the starving artists in the world. 2/07
| Aminodobala
- A famous agropop megastar with busloads of
groupies, perhaps Serbo-Croatian or former
Yugoslavian, Charlie Phillipps debuts this Balkan
megahit Animal Attraction - A classic among heavy beer-drinkers, headbangers, stoners; burnt out 80s rock "hairband." A seminal performance by Smoke Brother, Charlie, Dig Nova April Jam 2006 with unknown prodigy Taiwanese violinist Riecky on violin and Angel Cvetkov singing Macedonian folk music Arrivee a Tucson - The French virgin prelude to the country smash hit, "Drove into Tucson," Featuring Zach Touzin Backwoods --An eight and a half minute sermon serializing the Bible, with Pastor Pimp I mean Phillip. NEW! Beautiful (2006) -- Janis/Mojo's lovechild dig Nova with Sam EVERHARD; inspired by swimming under the moon in Taitung Banciao Shoppin' Mall (live at Chocolate & Love Taipei) -- a favorite of someone we don't know in North America Betelnut Girl -- (Charlie Phillips) Some may criticise the depiction of scantily clad women in glass boxes as pure objectification. We interpret Taiwan's betel nut beauties as art. Renowned Rock n' Roll historian, Zelda Z. Schnotischeskiya writes: "This is -- bar none -- the best fucking song in the Universe." Big Plans -- For all the coffee drinkers in Taipei. Here's how to keep your act straight and stop robbing drugstores Business Song -- A fine little operetta to help you put down that briefcase and get less busy Catbot -- Amazing Modern Punk song, one of Dig Nova's faves Chinese Bebe OK -- A Chronicle of Cross-Culture Clash with DJ Krepmeister, Lyanne on drums, Smoke Brother on Bass DJs CARSON, & KREPMEISTER & ZEN go to town for Chinese New Year, with this local smash hit, Disco (Doya) Ginny bin Laden (Gong Chi Fa Tsai!) Do Me (Only Love Song) -- a romantic interlude Don't Stop Da Jam -- Jim Morrison/Janis Joplin's love child, Trista Nova saves a jam from deterioriating into a chat Drove into Tucson -- Played incessantly, no doubt, in all the SUVs in Arizona Drove into Tucson -- for the 2006 Zach-a-thon. With Sam EVERHARD joining the Cowboy Band Fatcat -- Your pet = Weird Al-like subject for a remake of "Wild Thing" Flipflop Ninja -- Zach Touzin's lovely tribute to Frere Al Funky Junky Town -- Charlier's classic; recorded at Chocolate and Love, Taipei, 2005 Funky Wanky Rock Star -Phil-inspired ballad about a modern jukebox hero Dear Hands (soundtrack from the movie; played in the 2006 Urban Nomad Festival |
Fais-moi
& M. Lion -- Two french ditties
inspired by Serge Gainsburg and Jacques Dutronc,
with Dig Nova, Phillips, Smoke Brother Hoping for Peace Musicfest -- Tourists rocked the peacefest with their first open-air concert I Minor -- A secret chord played by the Tourists... In the Death Camp -- a song to cheer ourselves Jay Chou Song -- A Song about meeting the heavenly Taiwanese pop sensation; a Billy Holliday-like performance by Miss diG Nova; in Chinese: Also TOURISTS' JAY CHOU SONG VIDEO Master Pimp Phil Phresh sings about his woman in Kimi's in Da Kitchen 2/07 Land or Treason -- David Byrne would dig this song Lowrider Song -- Radio Banciao groove with Zach Touzin Mark Perrault Live at the Living Room -- Mark takes the Squeezebox to to the Living Room in this brilliant 22-minute performance that never once obscures his talent as a "dark genius," Chomskyesque singer and songwriter. Radio Banciao recorded this in 2003 but thought we'd rescue it to help with the Vintage Radio Banciao Archive. Master -- Class R.B. in the crazy F'd-up Banciao style METASUFFERING: Angel & The Tourists teach us all about the Blakan style of 'blood suffering' -- beautiful stuff! Mr. Buyao (.aif file only)-- A must-hear for all Carrefour shoppers and Taipei Aloha bus passengers My Computer Game -- a torch song for the real object of gamers' affections Node in the Network -- Classic Charlier at his finest; live at Choc & Love 2005 No Sleep 'til Ayuthaya -- based on Miss dG's short story whilst visiting the Kingdom of Siam Out da Window -- A funky, friendly RadBan jam with Zach Paranoid -- a rock operetta about today, with Smoke Bro, dig Nova Prayer for Today -- with Angel Cvetkov, Charlie Phillips, dig Nova. This will heal your soul. Prozac Nation -- A Neo-Beatnik favorite with Charlie Phillips No Pussy 2nite -- Bolster your spirits whilst sleeping on the couch tonight, with Sam EVERHARD Prayer For Today: By Angel Cvetkov & The Tourists. Listen to this EVERY DAY!!!! I do. Quit -- All the things you tell yourself when you try to stop smokin' Rise Like a Snake -- Paradigm-changing, snake-charmin' music Gurdjieff would like, with Massa and Zach Same Same (but different) -- Based on the Thai expression, a fantastic little RB groove with freeflow masters Zach, Sam, TdG, Charlie, Mark Serious People -- A song for frustrated bureaucrats fed up with drinking coffee in the afternoon; Serious People @ Bliss (Ska virgin) Slave to Tobacco -- Trista's Bob Dylan-like treatment of tobacco culture: "Five bucks a pack? I can get drunk for 5 dolla" |
| Betel
Nut Girl:
(Charlie Phillips) Some may criticise the
depiction of scantily clad women in glass boxes
as pure objectification. We interpret Taiwan's
betel nut beauties as art. Produced by the
insanely brilliant post-beat writer and the best
goddam kazoo player on the island, Trista di
Genova. One renowned music critic and Rock n' Roll historian, Zelda Z. Schnotischeskiya wrote: "This is -- bar none -- the best fucking song in the Universe."
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Bonus
cover song of "Bomb Iraq": A call to arms. Let's get
the economy moving.
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Radio Banciao Station Identification with Nikolai Joshka and Lin. Plus: Charlie Phillip's ME SONG. Classic restored vergin!
Starvin' Artist: PASTOR PHIL & BIG PLAYAH di Genova sing a blues songs to cheer up all the in the world. 2/07
Stick It To Da Man -- One of Dig Nova's faves, with DJ Revival
Summer Songs of The Tourists -- An exciting collection of 2006 summer songs, featuring Zach Touzin, Rob Carson, a by Angel Cvetko, and the ever-spicy La Mei. A real, rare Radio Banciao Administrator's desktop-cleaning special.
Study Real Hard (W.I.P.) -- A favorite ring tone download among Taiwanese bushiban students rushing toward the study center
Sumptin' About Dat -- Jazz comedic exchange between a waitress from hell and drunken clientele
Swim to Da Moon -- "I think this is how dad [Doors singer Jim Morrison] would sing the song -- with buddy Kurt's [Cobain's] guitar riff." -- mystik nuova
Taka's Song (in progress)--A beautiful ballad in the making..."Did you bring your song, Taka?"
Thong Song -- for those who are confused with the contemporary American usage of the word "thong"
To be a bitch (How does it feel) -- a future hit in co-ops and frathouses at UC, Berkeley, California
Tourists Live at Living Room (2005) -- "Robots," "When I'm Evolved" and "Quit"
Tourists Live at Living Room for Launch of Pressed Literary Journal
Trash Bassline -- A musical ode to refuse collection in Banciao
Trash Pickup Ensemble -- More of the same rubbish
Unoriginal Song -- A novel ditty by neo-beatnik, ever lively-steppin' Charlie Phillips
Vegemite Song -- Catchy tune about the popular but contentious Australian sandwich spread.
We are the Tourists -- Recorded at DV8 in Taipei, famous comic Kenji is playing drums
Whacha Bringin' -- DJ Krepmeister's chart-poppin' debut
When I'm Evolved -- For those whose psyches are still under construction
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The Moloch Blues: (Charlie Phillips-guitar & vocals) old archival stuff linking Media Moghuls to Mysterious Sects. If you want to join the Mass Media Cult click here!
Sleep in Da Park: (Trista di Genova-vocals, Charlie Phillips-guitar) Home and Homelessness is the theme. Howlin to the moon..
Wydidge St: (Charlie Phillips-guitar, vocals, Trista di Genova-backing vocals) Charlie plays the blues live at the radio.
Freaky: (Charlie Phillips-guitar, vocals, Trista di Genova-backing vocals) Charlie might be too ugly for Hollywood, but that's what they said about Tom Waits, too.
Outback Roadhouse:(Charlie Phillips-Guitar) Scenes of the Australian outback, the home of Charlie Phillips
Pack it Up: (Trista di Genova-vocals, Charlie Phillips-guitar) Live at Radio Banciao.
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